Richard is Looking for an Apartment to Rent

I'm English, I can argue about how to pronounce words until the early hours, quirky sense of humor, dry sarcasm is my best friend and lifelong go to when cornered. I constantly clean my sunglasses/reading glasses, but not actual glasses as they require special training and the desire to do dishes.... No one likes to do dishes, if you do I will cure you of your affliction. (All this applies until we actually run out of dishes, after which, go ahead, indulge your sick dish cleaning character flaw, or we get a dishwasher.... Whichever requires least effort/thought/cash) People who like pineapple on a pizza should be up in front of the firing squad at dawn if you ask me... But being English, I'm not really sure which end of a gun hurts the most, so maybe those pineapple/cheese freaks should be tickled to death or something equally ridiculous. If all the above still has your interest.... Firstly, what's wrong with you? Secondly, no really...