Kimberly is Looking for an Apartment to Rent

Picture your new favorite human sunshine walking through the door: that’s me! 🥰 Freshly escaped from a not-so-great New York chapter (DV villain: defeated), I’m now bouncing into California like a golden retriever who just discovered sourdough and ocean air. I cook like it’s an Olympic sport and feeding people is how I say “I love you” without getting all weird about it. I’m basically a walking hug that also makes killer lasagna. House rules? I treat them like gospel. Quiet time? I’m quieter than a ninja in slippers. Need laughs? I’ve got an endless supply of dumb puns and perfectly timed silly faces. I’m ridiculously loyal, slightly eccentric (think “dances in the kitchen while the pasta boils”), and I collect people like Pokémon—once you’re my friend, you’re stuck with me forever (in the cutest way possible). Bottom line: Let me in and your life instantly levels up to “cozy rom-com with extra garlic bread.” Zero regrets, only giggles and second helpings guaranteed! 🤗🍝✨