Searching in Beverly Hills, CA
Let’s be real — having me as your roommate is like hitting the jackpot without even buying a ticket. First off, I’m clean. Like, actually clean. I eat like I’m sponsored by health itself — no junk food, no soda, no weird smells coming from my side of the fridge. You won’t catch me leaving crusty dishes in the sink or mystery stains on the couch.
I’m also chill. I’m not about drama, loud arguments, or surprise guests who never leave. I like peace, privacy, and good energy. I’m the type of person who’ll be building a business at 2am but somehow still won’t wake you up. I work on fashion, apps, pest control kits, even high-tech silverware — so if you ever need someone to brainstorm wild ideas with, I’m your guy.
You’ll never have to worry about me borrowing your stuff and not returning it. I'm too busy plotting empires and drinking skin-glow smoothies to steal your last slice of pizza. Oh, and I got stories for days — from fashion drops to “why I almost sued a law firm.”
Bottom line: I’m clean, chill, respectful, and probably the most lowkey interesting person you’ll ever live with. So if you want a roommate who stays out the way, pays on time, and might just invent something dope in the kitchen — congratulations. You found him.